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badfic_quotes' archives, and found this:Harry's emerald green eyes, which had seemed important, weren't important or emerald green because they changed to brown with a beautiful twinkle in them. The same twinkle seen in an obese person while eating a pie. The same twinkle a forty-year old virgin woman has when she adopts a new cat. The same twinkle a member of NAMBLA has when he sees a beautiful, soft, supple young boy. The twinkle of love.
2010-03-29 12:48 pm (UTC)
-bs
2010-03-29 01:46 pm (UTC)
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2010-03-29 10:19 pm (UTC)
incredibly disturbing, but just as epic at the same time.
2010-03-30 02:18 am (UTC)
The fact that all of the comparisons made sense somehow manages to make it worse.
2010-03-30 02:54 am (UTC)
What?
I really hope that was a crackfic...
2010-06-03 03:43 pm (UTC)
Please say it's a troll, please say it's a troll....